Yours and my sense of humor obviously differ, but when I observe the fun people have every year when someone stumbles over the Scottish Trunk Road Gritter Tracker (1), I think that witless joke names serve as a quite good way to have folks relate to their public infrastructure. That said, let me have a quick look where Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney ended up parking for summer.

(1) http://scotgov.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?...